jacob robertson

Jacob has the fattest cock ever, his cock is huge and he has the fattest crush on Robert. he loves to suck Robert's cock and has the biggest hairy balls ever, he loves to kidnap children because he is a Robertson. he sticks his pubes in a blender then feeds it to his kids locked in a chamber. he fucks Mr Barnes wife then cums in Roberts eyes and slaps his ears for a Russian flash bang, he's has a threesome with josh and Robert and Robert eats jacobs moms pussy hair

person 1: omg look at that huge cock
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey

by the_realhjitcookie November 9, 2021

thomas robertson

thomas robertson is a disgusting man who hates everyone and begs girls to send nudies, he says a lot online but would never do anything in real life as he is frigid. thomas may say he will rape you and do other disgusting physical things to you but in real life he would do nothing. he speaks with a lisp and wears glasses, he also has lots of acne and no hair on his arms or legs

Molly Greenhill: Look at thomas robertson over there he said he was gonna fuck me but he looks like a nerd
Sam Ravey: He is a nerd oh my geography hahahaha

by taidhg bai September 7, 2021

Chris Robertson

Come on scotter!! Normally found in his ICT suite this male is prayed on by all women for having such a good Scottish accent

Chris Robertson is a beast

by Malathyi October 7, 2021

Riley Robertson

Riley son of Robert

It’s Riley Robertsonin’ time

by Riley Robertson September 3, 2023

Pat Robertson

n. euphemism for Anal Sex

I just enjoyed Pat Robertson for the first time yesterday and I had a huge orgasm.

by julgwiobtal July 12, 2015

Pat Robertson

The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.

Mitch: have you ever heard of Pat Robertson?
Harry: that old guy? shit I forgot he is alive.

by sjwhater June 14, 2017

caleb robertson🥰

one of the most important, talented, and KINDEST people on tik tok😝👏👏🙌. caleb is the our feminist, ally, anti-rasist KING. now, you may be thinking, this guy can’t get any better! WELL YOUD BE WRONG!! he is also a phenomenal singer, and actor! caleb could never ever harm anyone intentionally... except possibly a disrespectful man 🤭😏

wow caleb robertson🥰 really can act!

caleb robertson🥰 is such an awesome singer!

caleb robertson🥰 always respects women :)

by briggie smalls October 21, 2020