Roberto Alomar

The greatest second baseman in Major League history.

Joe Morgan was good but he's no Roberto Alomar.

by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008

Roberto Male

A Roberto Male is a man with a very large pp, about the size of Roberto Esquivels.

Guy one: I'm so sorry about your mom's death.
Guy two: Yeah, I told her not to date that Roberto male.

by JDButAPilot November 9, 2021

roberto medina

Just this one guy you’ll kinda remember meeting but just not sure if you’re making it up or not.

Do you remember Roberto Medina?
I think so?

by RubbertoGuy April 16, 2019

Roberto Nevilis

That one man we all blame for inventing homework but didn't.

First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?

Random dude: I don't know who Roberto Nevilis is but Google says he invented homework so I hate him.

by Orchadicus November 22, 2021

Roberto Firmino

A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.

Roberto Firmino is an absolute nonce.

by EI Dongo May 27, 2020

Roberto Nevelis

An idiot who loved to waste children's time and hate school even more.

Hey have you heard about Hitler 2.0?

Oh you mean Roberto Nevelis?

by dvxdfsds March 3, 2022

Roberto Gjoka

Tall guy w a big dick, he funnier than a mf, he aint no simp & also strong as hell could prob body a gorilla w his bare hands.

Wow i went w Roberto Gjoka and he wrecked my pussy

by HIs sidechick November 23, 2021