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The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
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Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.
Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview
person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree
by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024
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Happy ritual

A ritual engaged deeply in joy, love, and happiness. Usually done by a Chaos Magician
It's time to shift gears, we need a happy ritual!
by Happy (she, her) January 23, 2024
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Ceremonial Bathing Ritual

A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.
“Me and my husband performed a ceremonial bathing ritual last night
by HigherPowerWiccan March 30, 2022
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Money Rituals

Money Rituals AKA Ritual Money, is an up and coming mixer for the underground eviltrap rap community, he is associated with collectives such as, #souleaters, Evil6Souljaz, DookieSquad, BloodKult, and KutKult. He has said he will soon be making his own vocals, as well as try producing.

Artists he has collaborated with include (but are not limited to): BLX1R(X9AMYROSE), Extvhcy, Mqysin (Dj Emkay), ihatewnji (intris), Denying Denial, Bvmpmvnn, 144hxxrz, VxxmpKrxxft (now known as "VxxgrantSouls"), and underground legend turned hall of fame tweaker, islurwhenitalk.
"money rituals is the best person to ask for a mix"
"money rituals performs money rituals"
by RitualMoney April 26, 2024
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Moon ritual

A Paranormal ritual done under a moon to see more Effects
Bobby is a Expert on moon rituals
by 459395 April 6, 2022
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