the "Richard"

To this day it is still not known what or who Richard is. He will appear in your bathroom at 3 am and will proceed to use your shower for two hours. He is known to wear an S10 gas mask and boxers only but occasionally will wear full SAS black load out. He also has a bread stick that he always takes with him and it so stale that it is hard as stone. He is usually accepted as an entity that protects people but he will attack terrorists, murderers, rapists and etc.

"Bro the "Richard" will protect us if something happens."

by Dildo Nibba April 2, 2019

Richard

A cunt bag who doesn't like women jokes and he doesn't like to act gay around his friends, he is poor with expressing his feelings. He also has 8 ex's. He a real women stealer if I have to say so. ;)

That Richard he's awesome yet very boring

by Anotonia March 22, 2019

Richard

A virgin

"his names Richard"
"he's a Virgin"

by Baddie666 December 11, 2019

Richard

Richard=Dick

He is such a Richard

by Old Donuts April 1, 2017

richard

some fat nonce sitting in a room or your da's garage looking a kiddies from his 6ix9ine brand computer. he is also known for smelling and tasting his own dick cheese.

e.g: "eww your da's well weird innit you fat cunt. he's probably called richard innit."

by anonymous December 14, 2019

Richard

Richards are usually wealthy folks with a moustache. Richard will typically be a priest, salesman, dentist or lawyer. Everyone prob has a family friend named Richard. Don’t let a Richard steal your girl. Usually kind hearted, good people, some can potentially be creepy. Richards can either be the best to have as a friend or the worst. Dad Richards will prob try to talk to you about politics or football.

Guy 1: yo have you talked to Richard today?
Guy 2: ya, he’s my homie, why?
Guy 1: I hear he’s already moved on from Rebecca to Ashley.
Guy 2: damn that was fast, doesn’t Ashley have a boyfriend tho?

by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 23, 2019

Richard

Richard is a fine ass name all the ladies love them a Richard , Richard is a handsome person who rarely can find if you had you a Richard you was lucky. Richard has a cute smile when girls look at him when he licking his lips they get attached. Richard has a look that girls like brown skinned. Richard a person who will keep it a buck and 50 cents with you through whatever. Get you one they only come out once a year

You can’t never find a Richard it’s 1 and a million

by Zeekfromig November 23, 2019