To this day it is still not known what or who Richard is. He will appear in your bathroom at 3 am and will proceed to use your shower for two hours. He is known to wear an S10 gas mask and boxers only but occasionally will wear full SAS black load out. He also has a bread stick that he always takes with him and it so stale that it is hard as stone. He is usually accepted as an entity that protects people but he will attack terrorists, murderers, rapists and etc.
by Dildo Nibba April 2, 2019
Get the the "Richard"mug. 
some fat nonce sitting in a room or your da's garage looking a kiddies from his 6ix9ine brand computer. he is also known for smelling and tasting his own dick cheese.
by anonymous December 14, 2019
Get the richardmug. Richards are usually wealthy folks with a moustache. Richard will typically be a priest, salesman, dentist or lawyer. Everyone prob has a family friend named Richard. Don’t let a Richard steal your girl. Usually kind hearted, good people, some can potentially be creepy. Richards can either be the best to have as a friend or the worst. Dad Richards will prob try to talk to you about politics or football.
Guy 1: yo have you talked to Richard today?
Guy 2: ya, he’s my homie, why?
Guy 1: I hear he’s already moved on from Rebecca to Ashley.
Guy 2: damn that was fast, doesn’t Ashley have a boyfriend tho?
Guy 2: ya, he’s my homie, why?
Guy 1: I hear he’s already moved on from Rebecca to Ashley.
Guy 2: damn that was fast, doesn’t Ashley have a boyfriend tho?
by Facts🤷♀️🤷♀️ January 23, 2019
Get the Richardmug. by DefnotRichard April 11, 2022
Get the Richardmug.