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Yelp revenge

The act of leaving a bad Yelp review for a business after finding its service sorely lacking.
Jason: "The car wash people disturbed four cents laying on my BMW's center console. I'll leave them a scathing Yelp review!"

Karl: "Yelp revenge is sweet!"

*both laugh, fade to black*
by Charlie Braun September 6, 2015
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revenge dick

1. The dick you seek out after your boyfriend cheats on you to even the score.
2. The guy you fuck who is WAY HOTTER than your boyfriend once you break up.
Girl: you okay? He's a bastard for cheating with that slut.

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I picked up my revenge dick at the club last night.
by TemperanceIsabella May 18, 2016
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revenge body

When you break up with someone, usually a cheating piece of shit who really wasn't worth your time and you work your ass off to look the best you can just to piss him/her off and make them regret their poor choices.
Can't wait until he sees this revenge body, he's going to regret fucking that hoe and losing me.
by Hurricane Linda October 8, 2015
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Ronald's Revenge

getting diarrhea after consuming food at Mcdonald's
by Frankie D, February 15, 2007
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tokyo revengers

yo have you watched Tokyo revengers?

yea shit is good asf man
by kazutoraslvr December 24, 2021
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Revenge tour

Used in sports as a player or organization that were wronged last season and taking the next up and coming season more serious with games on the schedule of former opponents/ postseason opponents
The team that were blown out by 30 have taken the off-season serious and ready to shock the league with a revenge tour
by Jerryboiz September 19, 2022
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Geoffrey's Revenge

Geoffrey's Revenge is a flaming bag of bungle fingers (or indeed a bungle fist) found upon ones doorstep, that can only be dowsed with the merry stampings of the unitiated. Although not exclusive to this, It is most likely found upon the doorstep of Thames telivison staff circa 1992.
'Maude! Maude! Call a Bobby! There's a massive Geoffrey's Revenge on the door step and I fear my slippers can't take it!" - 1992 Thames Television executive, circa 2005
by JimiTheSaint May 24, 2010
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