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Velvet Revolver

A very shitty band which started when Duff asked me to sing for his new band, "The Project". I'm in it along side some bald idiot, a half-nigger who rehashes his solos and tweaks them slightly, a horrible bassist who only plays with a pick, and an overrated drummer who couldn't play his way out of a nutsack. We, as a band, are officially finished come April 1st and I'm restarting my original and god-like band, Stone Temple Pilots.
Velvet Revolver sucks in comparison to most 90's bands.
by Scott Weiland March 28, 2008
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Velvet Revolver

Yeah okay great. I hate Velvet Revolver. They will never, ever, ever amount to anything Guns N' Roses have ever done. Ever. The Velvets apparently "Want to bring some danger and grime back in rock n' roll". It has already been done, and by... you guessed it, Guns N' Roses. I hate Scott Weiland, and Slash is not even trying anymore. Have you noticed how fucking similar the riff to 'Fall to Pieces' is to 'Sweet Child O' Mine'?
Replace Axl with Scott Weiland, replace Gilby Clarke and Izzy Stradlin with a bald douchebag, then you've got yourselves a real shitter of a band.
by dude... March 1, 2005
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Cock and Balls Revolver

A Revolver and is not only your Cock, but also your Balls.
"Don't make you me shoot Cock and Balls Revolver"
-Overheard from a citizen of Albion.
by Hydroxxx16 July 2, 2009
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lights resolve

an amazing band from new york that has awesome music that makes you want to dance and puts you in a good mood. matt luke and neal are all cute
check out lights resolve myspace.com/lightsresolve
by lrxlove November 28, 2009
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Davinci Resolve

A video editor's drug away from the virgin that is Adobe Premiere Pro. Once you switched, you'll never come back.

A non-linear editing program developed by Blackmagic Design initially as a professional color grading software that later on developed into a full featured NLE with a free version and a Studio version that comes with more effects, advanced color grading, a neural engine (in the newer version 17), and support for editing at resolutions higher than 4K and HDR support. An industry standard NLE that actually uses hardware correctly unlike the other virgin.
The Chad Davinci Resolve: high performance, very stable, nice interface, good effects, uses GPU based encoders very nicely, NVENC support out of the box.

The virgin Premiere Pro: decent performance, crashes every time you try to save a barely complex timeline, hard to learn, basic effects, uses GPU like it's the stone ages, bad NVENC support.
by ThatFluffyJello February 2, 2021
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drunken revolver ocelot

a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches
"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."

"dude darryl's a total dro"
by cosmixmaster July 14, 2004
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Drunken Revolver Ocelot

The greatest man alive, he has fucked all of your mothers, especially Cosmixmaster's mom. He fucked her thrice.
"Did you see that guy,he was almost as cool as Drunken Revolver Ocelot, you know that guy who fucked Cosmixmaster's mom 3 times."
by Drunken Revolver Ocelot July 16, 2003
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