new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

resonance

1. This happens when two or more people match their soul wave lengths.

2. A song wrote by T.M. Revoultion

1. we looked over the cliff and just as the sun set we had a soul resonance

by XxDeathTheKiddxX April 3, 2010

low-resolution hottie

A girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually butters.

I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look.

On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.

by Leroy_n_Tyrone October 21, 2009

Regola dei tre like

Quando una persona mette like a tre delle tue foto di seguito puoi mandarle il cazzo in chat senza subire conseguenze legali.
(È consigliato fare uno screen dei like.
Assicurarsi sempre dell'età del ricevente, è necessario che abbia raggiunto la maggiore età.)

"Che cazzo fai fra? Perché le hai mandato la foto del cazzo?"
"Ho usato la regola dei tre like".
"Allora tutto a posto bro".

by Vrashta December 25, 2019

cyclotron resonance

plasma in a magnetic field is heated through the resonance effect when the vibration frequency of an oscillating electromagnetic field matches the gyro-frequency of the charged particles in the plasma. This effect is known as Ion Cyclotron Resonance Heating, and enables the generation of superheated plasma over 100 million degrees celcius of temperature.

this definition is pretty much ruining the title "urban" dictionary. but every dictionary should have something like cyclotron resonance.

by rockwell13 September 13, 2006

Resolution Jogger

One that is easily spotted as having very clean and flashy running apparel. These people have made a new years resolution to jog and lose wait. Sadly 20% will remain after a 2 week period because well, they can always jog tomorrow

Person 1: Woah look at the guy! Is he actually jogging in Edd Hardy athletic suit?
Person 2: That my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it's finest.

by NAAGP January 13, 2010

new year's re-resolution

A new year's resolution that has been broken, then re-resolutioned.

I made a new year's resolution to not eat chocolate, but I got chocolate for Valentine's Day and I ate it, so a couple of days later I made a new year's re-resolution to not eat chocolate.

by Snazzy Campbell December 14, 2008