An Argentine professional footballer that made a fake retirement after he sent his penalty to Mars in Copa America 2016 Final. He cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Team, but he still playing for Argentina.
Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."
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by jwhawor October 18, 2006
Get the sac rewire mug.when a tourist poses as a resident of the country they're visiting, because they don't like people to know they're tourist or just because they're pretentious.
They tend to act casual, don't ask for directions and try not to be seen with maps, guides, cameras, gift shop bags or any other item that can reveal they're on vacation.
They tend to act casual, don't ask for directions and try not to be seen with maps, guides, cameras, gift shop bags or any other item that can reveal they're on vacation.
"Every time I go to New York, I become a faux resident. I hate when people know I'm a tourist."
Hey Kim, I think that guy is trying to glance at his city guide without getting caught. He's definitely a faux resident.
Hey Kim, I think that guy is trying to glance at his city guide without getting caught. He's definitely a faux resident.
by CommodoreD June 9, 2009
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Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.
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Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
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Resident evil 4 has no zombies this doesn't look scary...ahh shit a chainsaw whore just chopped my head off. DAYUM!
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