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Retirement Lord

An Argentine professional footballer that made a fake retirement after he sent his penalty to Mars in Copa America 2016 Final. He cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Team, but he still playing for Argentina.
Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."
by I hate Messi December 23, 2020
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Retire From Life

To give up on life and bring it to an end (suicide).
“Man, I don’t know if living is worth it, I’ll just retire from life and end it all...”
by Turtle Words January 28, 2021
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sac rewire

Yo Dawg, you's gots too many chittren's...you mos' definately need a sac rewire!
by jwhawor October 18, 2006
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faux resident

when a tourist poses as a resident of the country they're visiting, because they don't like people to know they're tourist or just because they're pretentious.

They tend to act casual, don't ask for directions and try not to be seen with maps, guides, cameras, gift shop bags or any other item that can reveal they're on vacation.
"Every time I go to New York, I become a faux resident. I hate when people know I'm a tourist."

Hey Kim, I think that guy is trying to glance at his city guide without getting caught. He's definitely a faux resident.
by CommodoreD June 9, 2009
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401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan

Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......
Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.
by BLACKHEATHER December 19, 2018
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.44 Magnum Retirement Plan

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!
Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
by E. Barlow June 22, 2021
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resident evil 4

The best resident evil game ever. Your weapons have lasers for u to aim and blow guys' heads off. The AI is smarter than some slow dumass zombie. There are also tight unlockable weapon as well as 2 minigames after beating the game. Takes about 20 hours to beat and has great replay value. It is worth the money.
Resident evil 4 has no zombies this doesn't look scary...ahh shit a chainsaw whore just chopped my head off. DAYUM!
by dimsum88 March 17, 2005
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