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Retard Logic

Something that makes so little sense that only a retard could possibly come up with it
Example) Apples are red, and lemons are yellow, so would an apple and a lemon mix make orange juice?
Sentence: Bruh this nigga usin retard logic
by TheRealistBullshit April 21, 2020
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Full Retard in Love

The usual feeling one gets despite having been in numerous relationships and ignoring that sooner or later it'll end.

Predominately occurs with older teens and 20-somethings.
Only ignorance allows you to go full retard in love.
by Awrex December 17, 2011
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Captain Retard

Im da gay captain retard that flys boats
by squadsquadyt September 6, 2019
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Richard's Retard Ranch

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.
"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."
by 6fishyfishyfishyfish9 November 17, 2017
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Renard Queenston

The greatest furry techno artist ever to grace the planet. He goes under other aliases such as: Jackal Queenston, FIAB, Kitsune², Mayhem, Klippa, NegaRen, and Adraen.

Most people haven't heard of him.
Person 1: Hey man, have you listened the latest album by Renard Queenston?

Person 2: Who?
by prettyraveFUR January 19, 2010
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Swiss retard

1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.

2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.

3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.

4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.

The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!

The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
by gbradssg hujwsmu January 1, 2012
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