relusion

Word usued exclusively by atheists to describe some who is ignorent to science and fact and convinced that the holy scriptures of their religion is fact

religion + delusion = relusion

the man suffers from relusion

that priest is reluded

the church will relude your children

by Phonar Rigby January 1, 2009

relax drank

an "anti energy drink"

it looks like an energy drink from the fancy can and such.

drink two without knowing what it is and call me in the morning because regardless of the time, you're going to bed.

contains: melatonin, rose hips, Valerian root.

based on "purple stuff, purple drank, sizzurp"

with all these legal stimulants in our society: coffee, energy drink, energy pills, soft drinks, relax drank is the only legal depressant.

by viciousk August 26, 2009

Relaxing

Relaxing :- A gentlemen enjoying a well deserved rest resulting in him being utterly and totally relieved.

Hey Jon what you up to this evening mate ?

I fully intend on relaxing inside my bird.

by The Unloader November 6, 2010

relustinship

a relationship built on feelings of lust for each partner

She just got into a relustinship with the guy she met online.

by Sheridan McHenry April 19, 2008

relaxinate

to relax.

1. i'm going to stay in tonight and relaxinate.
2. dude, chill out man -- relaxinate.

by leie June 2, 2009

Reluctance Length

The specific length of a persons beard (or hair) which makes them reluctant to cut it off as they have never experienced such a length. Or, because they feel that their beard has become important to them, like it's their child.

Note: Often occurs in teenagers and young adults who are notoriously shit at growing beards and tend to cling desperately to any facial hair they can muster.

Ben: Man, your beard is disgusting!
Pete: Yeah I know, but it's reached reluctance length so I can't cut it off yet.
Ben: Gross.

by howlongjizz September 25, 2010

Relaxapalooza

Like Lollapalooza in quality and longevity..... only not an "off the hook party with lots of participants"; but, instead "relaxation that is extraordinarily impressive".

Relaxapalooza usually involves 2 or more individuals who are committed to the restoration of body, mind and spirit...usually accessed through lots of sleep, spa treatments, and fine dining.

A single individual may also claim Relaxapalooza.

At the completion of Relaxapalooza, the participants are present to an expanded experience of over-all well being, happiness, rejuvenation, fun and gratitude.

I'm treating my sister to a RELAXAPALOOZA weekend in honor of her birthday.

by Rak Sa October 22, 2010