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Religious Conflict

What itiots from 3rd-world nations (particularly in the middle east) do when they get bored.
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Shi'ite Muslim 1: "You wanna go start a war with the Sunnis?"

Shi'ite Muslim 2: "Yeah!"

Sunni Muslim: "Well, you're too late; I'm startin' a war with you first!"

Shi'ite 1: "No your not!"

Both parties simultaneously pull out AK-47's and shoot each other.

That's Religious Conflict for ya'.
by JBurton31 April 18, 2010
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religious idiots

People who combine their sheer stupidity, simple minds and poor understanding of their religion.
"Japanese people are of the devil because they don't conform to our standards!"
"Keep your children away from this show because it shows animals having emotions and is therefore satanic!"
"9/11 was caused because there are gay people!"
"Praise be top God for killing all of this ethnic group!"

Ever heard of "Judge not"? Bunch of religious idiots.
by udusers1 August 22, 2011
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losing my religion

southern term for losing one's temper, "flying off the handle", etc. Note that the R.E.M. song of this title has nothing to do with religion, despite the common misinterpretation of the phrase.
"I was close losing my religion with the kid wrecked the BMW."
by Telegram Sam April 26, 2003
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religion

The source of all morality, reasoned thought and social cohesion in the last 3000 years.
MAN 1 - Let's go kill some shit.
MAN 2 - Wait.... remember God?
MAN 1 - Oh shit, yeah.
by poned April 1, 2005
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Bad Religion

One of the greatest punk rock bands of all time, and they're going bald at the same time. That's hard to do.
Bad Religion destroys crappy pop punk boy bands with their advanced rhetoric. LOL!
by TheOtherAndrew December 12, 2004
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losing my religion

it literally means "losing my temper" or "going insane" to some degree. If you would look at the REM lyrics to the song by the same name, it makes more sense, it really has nothing to do with religion.
I was pretty much losing my religion after being forced to listen to rap music by all the freshman girls at my school.
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 18, 2003
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recognize

to respect; give honor by public acknowlegement.
Man ya better recognize the illest mc there is!
by d'nyn da truth December 19, 2004
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