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Religion and Politics

1. Two of the three things you should never talk about in polite conversation.

2. Reason the world has shit like war, nukes, etc.

3. Sources of hours of online entertainment/brainwashing.
1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The Great Pumpkin
Talk about these and you're fucked.

Religion and politics, ain't they a bitch?
by RespectMaAuthoritah817 November 21, 2010
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Religion Rape

When Someone Forces You To Hear About How God Has Changed There Life
" Dude That Old Man Just Religion Raped Us"
by DasHorn May 20, 2010
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Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.
Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic
by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009
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religious conservative

1. A total asshole.

2. A hypocritical dip shit who wants government out of everyone's life but at the same time wants to legislate marriage and what happens in the bedroom.

3. Someone who is so preoccupied with gay marriage that you would think they had a gay porno playing in their head.
by nsw August 29, 2012
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Religious Nut

Any person who has an irrational, deep-seated belief in God. Also known as a religious fanatic, they belittle the intelligent and reasonable person who tries to make them come to their senses:
God doesn't want you to enter a certain occupation. (What do they know?)
Doctors act like Gods. (Oh, puuulllleeeesse! Letting a child die of a curable illness or injury is not God's will, it's child abuse. Jail the poor kid's so-called parents, okay?)

Religious nuts frequently watch religious shows, and even donate their Social Security checks to the filthy rich televangelists who only worship the Almighty Dollar. They also attend church daily if they could, decorate their homes with religious symbols, only read the Bible, fill their kids' heads with lies about God and the world, call nonbelievers and anyone who tries to talk sense into them sinners, make more babies than they could afford, and say that God brought Donald Trump into the White House.

Religious nuts are hypocrites of the highest order. Some well-known religious nuts include crazy Margaret White from Carrie, the kids' vicious rich bitch grandmother from Flowers in the Attic, the Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting, and myriad Trump supporters.
Religious Nut: "You want to go away to college, you little heathen? They will take you away from God. You will live in sin. You will go to Hell!"

Normal Person: "Oh, won't you just shut the hell up? If there is a God, He would give you free will."
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bad religion

Punk Rock's most important band. One of a few punk bands to sign to a major label and maintain both credability and integrity. Most known for their biting yet truthful political and social commentary. My favorite band of all time, and definately the best concert I have ever been to.
by Todd Mullen January 11, 2005
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religion

1)Devotion to and observance of ANY metaphysical belief system

2)serious commitment to something besides metaphysics -- NOTE: religion does not include just Christianity, yet so many people take the subject too personally and too many above posts seem to refer directly (and usually vehemently) to Christianity...makes you think about so-called "free thinkers" who think they're so smart yet seem to be unable to provide correct and objective definitions of "religion".
Confused individuals use religion for suppression and bigotry.

he doesn't believe in God; science is his religion.

Jesus loves you...admit it.
by Jellibene October 14, 2003
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