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rehab cycle

The loop that an addict gets stuck in when they are trying to get sober but they keep relapsing.

The stages usually involve the following: going to rehab, maintaining a (short) period of sobriety, beginning to use again, total relapse, and finally returning to rehab, which then restarts the loop. The loop will keep repeating until the addict either stops going back to rehab (sometimes due to being unable to afford it or being incarcerated), maintains a reasonable level of sobriety, or dies.
Guy #1: "Oh shit! He's back in rehab? Isn't that like his third time this year?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, the poor bastard is stuck in a rehab cycle"
by Rumforyourmoney September 25, 2023
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dick rehab

what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.

the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic
amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab
by charli minaj-nikci October 31, 2021
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Rehabed

Form of retardisation, to be become rehabed is to become special
See: Patrick Mahon after an intense studying session.

Via FB Chat: "Carly, I am actually rehabed."
by DDBBGG November 3, 2010
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Rehab, the introvert

REHAB is an album by BIG Cofe on which "rehab, the Introvert" is among the first group Instrumentals he released as Volume 01.
Rehab, the introvert by BIG Cofe really is meditation-like Instrumental. It really calms me when I'm anxious.
by Albytermz June 3, 2022
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Rehab Bound

Some day this person has a very possible chance of going to rehab
"Yo Thomas is rehab bound man he overdosed again
by Rehabbound26 June 23, 2018
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rehab honeymoon

After another successful stint in rehab, Chris Farley celebrated his rehab honeymoon with a spoon and a lighter.
by Definitioninator February 24, 2021
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rape rehab

A shitty roleplay premise in which victims go to rape rehab to be raped again... yeah, I don't get it either. I'm pretty sure it's a fetish.
"Hey, did you hear about that rape rehab story?"
"Oh yeah, I thought that was really stupid. All the characters were annoying."
by no.nut.november March 14, 2020
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