Rehabed

Form of retardisation, to be become rehabed is to become special

See: Patrick Mahon after an intense studying session.

Via FB Chat: "Carly, I am actually rehabed."

by DDBBGG November 3, 2010

rehab honeymoon

See also: relapse

After another successful stint in rehab, Chris Farley celebrated his rehab honeymoon with a spoon and a lighter.

by Definitioninator February 24, 2021

Rehab me

Restoration if your mental, physical or spiritual health.

"I am so stressed, rehab me!". "Really out of shape. Rehab me." "God isn't trough with me yet! Rehab me.".

by John Trek November 12, 2015

rehab cycle

The loop that an addict gets stuck in when they are trying to get sober but they keep relapsing.

The stages usually involve the following: going to rehab, maintaining a (short) period of sobriety, beginning to use again, total relapse, and finally returning to rehab, which then restarts the loop. The loop will keep repeating until the addict either stops going back to rehab (sometimes due to being unable to afford it or being incarcerated), maintains a reasonable level of sobriety, or dies.

Guy #1: "Oh shit! He's back in rehab? Isn't that like his third time this year?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, the poor bastard is stuck in a rehab cycle"

by Rumforyourmoney September 25, 2023

Rehab, the introvert

REHAB is an album by BIG Cofe on which "rehab, the Introvert" is among the first group Instrumentals he released as Volume 01.

Rehab, the introvert by BIG Cofe really is meditation-like Instrumental. It really calms me when I'm anxious.

by Albytermz June 3, 2022

rape rehab

A shitty roleplay premise in which victims go to rape rehab to be raped again... yeah, I don't get it either. I'm pretty sure it's a fetish.

"Hey, did you hear about that rape rehab story?"
"Oh yeah, I thought that was really stupid. All the characters were annoying."

by no.nut.november March 14, 2020

rehab

where u should be rn.

a: where is he rn?
b: in rehab, he got some drug addiction problem

by thehottestmfalive August 23, 2021