Ready ready strawberry

When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.

Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.

by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023

Paul-Ready

To pack a bag with everything necessary for any given situation physically possible.

"Hey I'm kind of hungry."

"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."

"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack

by BikeMarine June 12, 2010

not ready for prime time

The term to describe one who lacks the necessary level of knowledge,
skill and experience to be considered in the league of experts in a particular field...

The candidate's poor performance in the debate made it clear he/she was

not ready for prime time.

by sheila in the car June 18, 2013

Sittin' on Ready

Ready to throw down with a bitch

When she said my boyfriend was stepping out I told her I'm Sittin' on ready.

by Molly go lightly January 22, 2017

dinner is ready

its not fucking ready

mom: dinner is ready !!!
child: coming!
child 2: ... wheres the dinner?
mom: it will be ready in 5 mins

by Hey yall its Addison Rae January 22, 2021

readymade

recycling ideas into a new form

That coffee table looks like a readymade of leftover wood chips glued together.

by kimahonda May 13, 2005

Shovel Ready

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011