Skip to main content

Rectangle Table Kids

This is yet another word that has originated from Hoffman Estates High School. If you enter the cafeteria you first see circle tables and further back are the rectangle tables. This word describes the people who sit here.

1. The very first row of rectangle tables are usually where your nobodies, outcasts, or wannabe circle table kids sit.

2. The rectangle tables to the far right are where your "ghetto" black people, Hispanic, and a few select white people sit. Most of the fights happen here and you can usually see people either: braiding hair, singing off key, dancing ridiculously, or just talking abnormally loud.

3. As you go further back, closer to the middle is where your preps and jocks sit. Most (not all) preps that sit here are very judge-mental and are cheerleaders. Your jocks usually consist of football players who can't win a game. It is strange on how HEHS is good in every other sport but football.

4. Further back is a very special select table that is right next to the lunch line. This single table is usually overrun by the "I think I'm better then you" annoying seniors. These seniors think they run the high school and have law above everyone else, but alas they don't.
"Did you see that fight with the lock?

----Yeah. Why are Rectangle Table Kids so violent?"

"Who's yelling?
-----Oh just those stupid Rectangle Table Kids."

"Man last nights football game sucked. 46 to nothing, come on."
by Rectangle Table Kid September 21, 2009
mugGet the Rectangle Table Kids mug.

rectal warlord

One who inflicts serious anal action with no remorse for their actions.
Nick likes a bit of bum fun, he is a real rectal warlord.
by iainL January 17, 2008
mugGet the rectal warlord mug.

Rectalscrotalrosis

An infection of the anal tube that causes the scrotal sack to become infected with fungus causing the scrotom to be amputated
I'm sorry, but you have rectalscrotalrosis
by Piv21194 December 7, 2009
mugGet the Rectalscrotalrosis mug.

Rectal Thinker

A complete dumbass with no common sense. No level of learning instruction or education will improve the intelligence of a rectal thinker.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
mugGet the Rectal Thinker mug.

Rectal Raider

(N)An Ass pirate who scours the land for homosexual anal sex.
I was hanging out with Joe but he turned out to be a rectal raider! Stay away from my ass!
by T.Bags July 30, 2008
mugGet the Rectal Raider mug.

rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.
My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.
by Dos Divas August 1, 2009
mugGet the rectal engineer mug.

Retang

He is such a Retang
by allthenamesaretakendangit August 4, 2019
mugGet the Retang mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email