I want to feel all of you, I want to be dead with you, I want to "feel your blood on me. I want to have razor-sex with you."
by Brent Hutchinson January 8, 2011
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I had an Anti-Occam's Razor moment after reading the news headline, "50 million blinds recalled" when I thought of a huge population of blind people being remembered.
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"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools
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Guy#2:HOLY SHIT! There's still chunks of her "lips" between your teeth!
Guy#2:HOLY SHIT! There's still chunks of her "lips" between your teeth!
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