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Razor-Sex

Sadomasochist sex involving cutting and bleeding on each other while fornicating.
I want to feel all of you, I want to be dead with you, I want to "feel your blood on me. I want to have razor-sex with you."
by Brent Hutchinson January 8, 2011
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Anti-Occam's Razor

Interpreting a statement or story to be the most complex or unlikely situation possible. Or, your comprehension is the opposite of the most likely explanation for something you hear or read. This often happens with statements that have one or more homonyms.
I had an Anti-Occam's Razor moment after reading the news headline, "50 million blinds recalled" when I thought of a huge population of blind people being remembered.
by Moneek August 2, 2013
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Hanlon's Razor

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools
"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"
by jltdkllr July 26, 2011
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Razorbacks

only the best team in the ncaa they kick hella ass
the razorbacks just pwned TEXAS
by razorbacks rock September 18, 2005
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Razor Buffet

When you eat pussey and have braces, going down, rippin through flesh, plentiful amount of blood
Guy#1:Dude! She shoulda expected the razor buffet!

Guy#2:HOLY SHIT! There's still chunks of her "lips" between your teeth!
by SamSadist July 17, 2013
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razor clam

Chelsea shaved with an old blade leaving her with a bad case of razor clam before her hot date
by Justjokin420 July 5, 2016
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razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower
You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.
by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016
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