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Ratchet Bird

(n) Belongs To The Non-Domesticated Chickenhead Family
1. Commonly Recognized By The Unprofessionally Applied
Lace Front Wig or Rainbow Store Attire
2. Considered A "Club Bird" Due To Frequent Sightings In
Nightclubs & Stripclubs

3. Only Sightings In A Supermarket Are Once A Month &
During National Hurricane Warnings
4. Often Abandons Their Young For Wild Night Life Exposure
Ratchet Birds Are Types Of Birds That Are No Longer Endangered Species, Are Extremely Dangerous And Should Only Be Approached Using Caution! When Sighted, It Is Wise To Avoid Physical Contact Unless Properly Protected (Trojans Or Magnums Are Preferred). Their Main Source Of Food Are The Overly Nice, Naive Potential Baby-Daddy Male Species. APPROACH WITH CAUTION! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
by Improv Queen Domingo October 27, 2012
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ratché

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Ratched

Urbanized form of the word "wretched": of poor quality; shabby or filthy in appearance; unfortunate conditions or circumstances.
Don't eat at that restaurant, it's ratched.

Have you seen her beat up weave? It's ratched!
by 1GirlieGirl November 6, 2013
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Rancho Murieta

A secluded northern California community near Sacramento, with a lot of rich stuck-up people. At least a half-hours worth of driving to get anywhere. Stoners like to take advantage of all the hidden woods to go off and smoke. "Man hunt" is a popular game played in rancho, where one calls security on themselves, and run away when security comes.
Rancho Murieta.
by ResidentofRancho. February 28, 2011
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Rancho Cucamonga High School

If you dont have a hydroflask, jesus sandals, a straw hat dont come to school. Also dont criticizethe rallies or ASB or Student Achievement will get on your butt about it.
by RanchoBOi August 30, 2018
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racho

Racho a thing that loves genshin impact. you’ll usually find him watching anime or talking about anime
racho back at it with the anime
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Rio Rancho

Rio Rancho is largest city of Sandoval County and is also currently the fastest growing city in the state of New Mexico. It lies on the outskirts of Albuquerque and Bernalillo.

Rio Rancho's location makes it perfect for those who commute to work whether they be making the commute to Santa Fe or Albuquerque. The constant building of new houses and neighborhoods for relatively cheap sucks more and more people in.

The "Welcome to Rio Rancho" sign infront of Intel should be changed to a tombstone, for this is where dreams come to die. This town eats up the lives of many teenagers, due to the lack of activities and such, many kids result to drugs and partying for entertainment, thus begins the never ending downward spiral of failure. Kid gets bored, kid trys crack, kid drops out of school, kid works at McDonalds for the rest of their life and blames everyone around them for it. However, the kids who make it out alive usually end up leaving Rio Rancho to go to college or move to near by Albuquerque and vow to never return.

Rio Rancho is a great place to live, if you're grown and have your life together that is.
Rio Rancho is on the outskirts of Albuquerque and Bernalillo.

LAURA- I'm bored, what do you wanna do?
SUE- I don't know, this is Rio Rancho, theres nothing TO do.
LAURA- I know!! We can snort meth! That'll be fun!
SUE- Wonderful idea Laura! I'll get my disenrollment forms ready also! Then we can just blame our screwed up lives on our parents!
by AKEK91 January 14, 2011
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