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Rule 12

"Never date a co-worker." From the all-important (and sometimes hypocritical) rules of Leroy Jethro Gibbs of NCIS.
Ziva: "Tony, we cannot break Rule 12."
Tony: "Why not? Gibbs and Jenny totally did."
by dinozzosgirl February 7, 2010
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Rule 15

Sex >>>>> Food > Porn > Everything else
"oh my god that girl is checking me out and she is SO HOT, but i'm going to eat a burger" FAIL(rule 15)
by Briick Castigliding January 27, 2009
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Rule 109

If you ever get banned online, it is never your fault. The site/game/service is always to blame.
"Dude, I've been banned from 109 sites! But it's clearly the sites' fault and not my own, I did nothing wrong!"

Rule 109
by Stratos862 February 6, 2021
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Rule 101

"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you..."
rotfl, Rick Roll'd!
I enforce rule 101!
OMGWTF! Rick roll'd again!
by I.Anonymous December 14, 2008
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Rule 10

If anyone on any social site does not have a picture of themselves, its automatically means they are fat and ugly
guy 1- hey man i just met this girl over webcam
guy 2- how did she look?
guy 1- well her webcam was off
guy 2- Rule 10 bro

guy 2- hey bro i been talking to this girl on a social network site, we might meet up soon
guy 1- nice, man. she good looking?
guy 2- well i haven't seen a picture of her... we wanted to keep it like that til the day we meet
guy 1- rule 10 bro
by Lendeezy February 19, 2012
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Rule 126-x

Any female of no relation (except in Alabama) who walks in on a male masturbating must finish him off.
Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: It will be done.
by ElPresidente126 January 19, 2010
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Rule 13

Nonsensical, uncited, or otherwise incomplete arguments may be immediately recognized as trolls if the first party immediately responds with "Fucking Google It" when further explanation is requested. It can safely be assumed the first party doesn't know what they're talking about and Rule 14 may be invoked.
P1: Can someone explain to me, without sensationalism, why this bailout is bad for America?

P2: Try going into a convenient store with the money from your monopoly set. Does it work? No. Now, pretend China is the convenient store.

P1: I'm not following your analogy. China actually does take our money. And how does that explain the bailout?

P2: Google it.

P1: Ah. Rule 13. That's what I thought...
by tehInterweb January 20, 2009
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