rotflmaolidgas

rolling on the floor laughing my ass of like i don't give a shit.

(in im)
me: hey, guess what. i got a 49 on math test.
stupid ass friend: really, i got a 99, rotflmaolidgas. you so stupid! mwahaha.
me: drop dead.
me has logged off at 12:59:59 EST.
stupid ass friend: you still there?
me's auto answer: you go away, stupid carpet licker. I have a life.

by EugenidesPerseus February 16, 2008

ROTFLMAOASTC

It's the acronym for: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat. It expresses extreme amusement for a funny situation; it is also used by nerd people in order to conquer the weak-minded noobs of the web.

Noob: "Heya m8!"
Nerd: "Wtf?!"
Noob: "C'mon, wazzup?"
Nerd: "Stop bothering me and lemme play WoW in peace"
Noob: "Wottaffukka is that?"
Nerd: "Stfu, noob! Rtfm! I'm gunna enslave you, rotflmaoastc!"
Noob: "Yes, master?"
Nerd: "u.u"

by SwatMaster88 March 4, 2009

Rotfist

A pussy ass undead mage. ganks you when you try and do dailies in TB. doesnt even matter if you are with friends because he is a faggot and just keeps sheeping and stunning them until he kills everybody for no fucking reason at all. needs to lay off the the twinkies and get a job.

The biggest bitch in world of warcraft is Rotfist.

by BHtastybev August 22, 2011

Brett Clarke Roofcare

Someone who, 1. Buys products off you and does not pay despite promises. 2. Charges very high prices to customers for work that should cost a fraction of the price. 3. Should not be a roofer. 4. Gives roofers a bad name.

Brett Clarke Roofcare: Can I have some materials and promise to bring the money in next week?

and... Hello Mr and Mrs OAP your roof will cost you £8000

by Iwantmymoneyback December 12, 2010

rotfflmgdaoyfbapos

Nice try, Sgt., but it stands for Rolling on the floor laughing my god damn ass off you fucking bitch ass piece of shit.

I was rotfflmgdaoyfbapos at that forum!

by Elgeoharris December 9, 2003

Rotc Freak

A person that is way to into the jrotc/rotc programs that schools offer. This kind of person usually spells many words using the pheontic alphabet and probably owns a drill rifle.

"You are such a rotc freak!"

by Joe Mama February 26, 2005

ROTC cadet

A kid who is in ROTC. Other kids that arent in ROTC or dislike the ROTC kids call them Ratzie Nazis.

Will:"Look at that ROTC cadet, hes such a Ratzie Nazi."
Teacher:"STFU. I won't have that kind of language."

by temmis October 22, 2006