ROFLMAOPIMS

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Shoes
Only For use when it is truly amazingly funny that you not only fall to the floor literally but you piss yoruself.

Why are your pants wet? Uh I did a ROFLMAOPIMS from what she said to me in the tech suport call...

by Kineticartist June 6, 2009

Roflmaocmciiho

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Of Crushing My Cat If I Had One.

Person 1: *tells rlly funny joke*
Person 2: OMG, Roflmaocmciiho!

by Lolepic May 1, 2010

roflmaornlw

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off right now, like whoa.

Person 1: "To which the barman replies: 'I was talking to the duck.'"
Person 2: "Holy cows, that was so funny, I am roflmaornlw! Thanks for sharing."

by cmgsays July 14, 2010

ROFLMAOSSMMB

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Slowly Stroking My Metaphorical Beard.

Author : Will include the sociology of long distance flight (talking months) in a tin can.

Reader : ROFLMAOSSMMB THAT'S P R I C E L E S S

by Medulla Oblungata December 8, 2010

roflmaoshmsfoaidmt

Abbreviation of rolling on the floor laughing my ass of so hard my sombrero fell off and i dropped my taco.

Someone told me she deserved to win Pop Idol, I was roflmaoshmsfoaidmt

by MiroXmxX January 21, 2015

ROFBMTO

Rolling On Floor Barking My Tail Off.
Coined by Buddy Buttigieg, Mayor Pete and Chasten Buttigieg's furbaby.

Buddy has ROFBMTO one time too many; #notail!

by Pooches for Pete June 6, 2019

roflmao and salad sandwich

a well rounded serving of laughter

"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"

"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"

by rocktard November 11, 2008