Roland

A folk legend, during the 1960's Roland was a Mercenary who came from Norway. He took a contract fighting in the Congo, and was known for his skill with a Thompson Sub-Machine gun. He eventually attracted the attention of the C.I.A. who payed off one of his compatriots to betray him. Later Roland's betrayer died under mysterious circumstances. Soldiers and Mercenaries still claim to see the ghost of Roland in multiple military conflicts over the past 50 years. He is described as being headless and still carrying his Thompson Sub-Machine gun.

Soldier 1: "I saw something weird during the last firefight we were in."

Soldier 2: "what was it?"

Soldier 1: "a man with no head carrying a tommy gun."

Soldier 2: "oh man, you saw Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner!"

by Gil Favor September 7, 2020

Roland Martin

Also know as sell out, roland martin is one of the members of the boule

Danm roland martin really fell off..

by Lil Gucci Bag June 14, 2019

Roland

Coolest dood around muy bien

roland is so cool

by moxxis left January 22, 2020

Roland

to have everything go wrong; but life still goes on.

So one day, my friend was rolanded while coming home from school. He was stupid enough to jaywalk across the busiest intersection in town. So he got hit by a car and dislocated his shoulder. Writhing in pain, he managed to get some help from the driver and the watching bystanders. However, when the authorities came, he was fined for jaywalking and received demerit points on his licence, while the driver got off scot-free. At least he survived the day.

by Asymptom October 28, 2012

Roland

A hipster name.

ex. "He is so hipster. Must be a Roland."

by TheTruth2 September 21, 2012

Roland

You think he hates you but that’s just his personality. Sarcastic. PLANTS. Also nerdy. Acts like he doesn’t care but spends hours on school. Creative. I would pay to see the inside of his brain. Tends to be v quiet alone but when he meets his other Sister and Brother Braincells he goes insane.

All of Roland’s plant children are lovely!

by jynbug September 8, 2019

Ryland Storms

ryland storms is a person in the hype house. he likes to put up his middle finger, in every single tiktok he does. and he’s hot as fuck.

girl 1: did you see ryland storms?
girl 2: yep. he’s kinda hot..

by rylandslover January 10, 2021