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Ralfstafarian

A known shaver of pubic hair in general, the Ralfstafarian, otherwise known as chinballs, is the only known predator of the Greebs. Loves the guanting and pickles herring for fun. Bit of a Jebbend, however if you were to melt his skin off you would find he is actually made of candyfloss. Loves giving random cuddles and stroking strangers. This sneaky flange-flicker enjoys nothing more than to rest his chinballs in others food. Generally friendly, except when riled can act like a dinosaur. His cheeky smile is his trademark and without it he is just a meh. The Ralfstafarian should also have been born in the 80's.
Oi Ralfstafarian, your balls are dripping sweat all over my lizard.
Ralfstafarian stop shaving my ass!
Oh sorry didnt realise you had balls on you chin Ralfstafarian (awkward smile face).
Ralfstafarian wheres your chin? you cold or summin?
If Ralfstafarian sold sea shells by the sea shore, how many sea shells would he sell before his chinballs got too salty?
by Anti-Coon May 5, 2011
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pastafarian

A mixture of an Italian, and a person of the West Indies. See: Jamaican Queens, NY, NY.
"Ok, so i'm walking down the street and I see this lame-ass Pastafarian, so i begin to hit him in his lame-ass nose, and then I chant, repeatedly 'you're a lame-ass who can't get laid.'"
by potietne October 28, 2003
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restafarian

People who rely on "rest mode" for Call of Duty updates on a PS5
PC wanker: There's a big update out, we should get it downloaded for our game later.
Me: No need, I'm a Restafarian.
by Mike Beardman December 19, 2023
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Rastafucian

Adj. From, related to, or like a Rasta; particularly in style.
Jan's doll had rastafucian hair.
by Lexicon Megatron November 28, 2011
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rastafarai

A community of raggae fans and musicians who usually smoke and jam also metalheads likes to after party with them
Dude every country has its rastafarai
by Bangim Karahan il September 4, 2016
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Ruxstafarianism

Ruxstafarianism is the belief in rux a multi universe alien, he should never be seen or caught in the making, if so he will vanish and never to be seen again, if you are a follower of ruxstafarianism then your life wishes will come true. He is always lurking in the shadows nobody sees, don’t get caught up with him, he is to never be seen in the eye of a human as he is an alien and doesn’t exist to human kind.
Ruxstafarianism is a religion of an alien you cannot see and never will, if he is lurking and you happen to see the making of him he will vanish forever
by Ruxstafarian November 19, 2018
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rastafari

Rastafari is a person who is caring, smart and can sometimes be a asshole. he treats his friends with kindness and is one of the most loyal people you would know. he has a big dick too!!!! his girlfriend is usually a very pretty smart girl. Rastafari is a swaggy man.
jenny: isn’t that rastafari?

jessica: the one with the big dick?
by superamazinggirl12345 November 21, 2021
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