big fan of quiche

Male who is light on the loafers, quiche eater, friend of Dorothy

Richard Simmons is a big fan of quiche.

by dgz March 21, 2010

oh my quiche

An exclamation of surprise or annoyance or amusement - can be used interchangeably with any of the exclamations beginning with “oh my”, except better, and pays tribute to a delicious kind of pastry

S: can you beLIEVE what J said to me in class today?? He just keeps interrupting me! He thinks he knows everything!!
A: oh my QUICHE he is so annoyingggg

by palmtree566 September 26, 2020

quiche-o-meter

A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).

The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.

'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"

by Pamela March 3, 2005

Quiche me baby

Written on the top of Oasis bottles. It meams to put a quiche in someones bum.

Man: ooooo quiche me babyyyy!!

by whayyyy November 2, 2011

curb side quiche

Puke/vomit found in the morning after the night before.

by Jen the monkey kisser April 25, 2003

Brunch Quiche

Coitus that takes place between the hours of 11 a.m and 1 p.m.

She came round to make me breakfast, next thing I knew she was giving me brunch quiche

by Stafford Street August 8, 2010

Quiche

Someone who is hotter than hot. One main rule to be quiche you have to have a three finger gap between your thighs a.k.a the 'box gap'. An example of someone super quiche is J'amie private school girl. God she is fucking quiche!

Maddie: J'amie you look so fucking quiche in that dress!
J'amie: Omg I know! Like, I look more quiche than usual.

by thuschipbucketh June 9, 2018