Order of the Queef

An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.

I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.

by Ae5Ea8 November 27, 2016

Queef

A None Scented fart from ones Vaginal Area

Kim Kardashians Face, Expresses a Queef.

by Einstein Junior April 18, 2015

Queefsong

Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs

An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.

Darla is a queefsongstress of exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.

Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.

♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫

by Lastgasp1875 November 3, 2020

Queef Urban

A female tribute band to Kieth Urban. They are known to play recordings of their queefs in concert.

Queef Urban was named best Queef Artist of 2010 by 99.9% of music critics who give a shit.

by SamDev703 June 17, 2011

Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.

Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

Queefsabi

A very spicy cunky queef, often leaving people with a tears like when you cut an onion. The equivalent is having salsa, or wasabi put in your eyelids.

I'm not crying, she just had Queefsabi

by JD_23 November 8, 2011

queef-scissoring

When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.

Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"

Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."

by firestick69 November 21, 2010