chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip

by Mcswaggin balls September 12, 2016

Guatemalan Q-Tip

When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.

Hopefully my girlfriend and I will celebrate our anniversary with the Guatemalan Q-Tip tonight.

by Bootlegger Boi January 11, 2019

Colorado Q-tip

the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.

Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”

Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"

by ear pissin bitch humpin joe January 5, 2009

Brown Q-Tip

After anal sex pull out your dick and stick it in your partners ear.

Laverne got an ear infection after getting a Brown Q-Tip from Papa Tang

by philiam8====D January 14, 2011

Mississippi Q tip

The act of intercourse with a fat southern womans bellybutton and the male pulls out to find bellybutton lint on the head of his penis as he ejaculates on her huge stomach!!!!

Steven was banging a pumpler in the tummyhole and pulled out to find he had a Mississippi Q tip going on!!!

by POOKIE March 21, 2011

Golden Q-Tip

The act of urinating into your lovers ear hole. Very popular in Southern China.

Josh: "Why Herro! Would you like me to cleanse you with a Golden Q-Tip?"

by Michelle Tanner September 4, 2006

The Salty Q-Tip

(For men) The act of collecting semen on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a "Wet Willy", with said cum-drenched finger.

Amanda: Kristy, is that cum in your ear?

Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.

Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.

Kristy: You have no idea.

by Brutes McGutes October 2, 2012