python jerk

A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.

Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.

by Chew Skeeter July 21, 2023

milky python

Whenever a female has ejaculated on your "Python" and it looks like milk.

Jackson gave me a milky python last week. You know what they say, "It's not rape if you like!"

by RainbowTrout69 November 14, 2014

Shitting out pythons

A near-endless log of shit that travels out your anus that is very long, like a python

Just ate those sketchy sausages, and I'm shitting out pythons!

by ElephantShit1050 January 7, 2023

Python Scroggs

A person, usually a female, with an extreme aptitude for performing the act of felatio. The two part word derives from the surname Scroggs, reminiscent of the south Louisiana woman for whom the term originated, and the word python, used to compare the felatio-artist's jaw with that of a python, implying a prodigious ability to become unhinged for the purpose of taking more penis into the mouth.

Yeah, my mother is python scroggs, and yes, she gives incredible head.

by FranklinScroggs March 12, 2009

carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina

1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway

by djslut September 20, 2005

monty python and the holy grail

A really funny movie "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

and "What is the flight rate of an unladen swallow" as well as the de-limbed black knight are some of the better parts. You should totally watch it, it's good. I'm surprised nobody else has put up a definition of it, go PSC class of 2015

Hey, have you seen monty python and the holy grail?

No,
Well, aren't you grumpy
No, i'm not grumpy
Have you had your applesauce yet

...no

by wheresmyapplesauce November 17, 2015

pythoning

The act of slapping someone with ones penis and then forcing it into their eye socket.

Did you see Jenny last night I totally gave her the pythoning of her life.

by kagatoASUKA89 January 25, 2011