Pk-plonk

The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent

Only known element to radiate from a person

Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped

People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker

Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish

Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!

Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk

by Sussyamogusbaka6969 December 3, 2021

peloncito

A fine or very good looking bald man, Usually latino, hispanic, or Mexican who gets all the chicas to adore him.

Ay, that Peloncito is so firme.

by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005

additional pylons

1. Something that bitches don't know 'bout.

Bitches don't know 'bout my additional pylons.

by Blackhawk003 February 28, 2008

polonipwned

The act of being killed (pwned) by the radioactive element Polonium 210.

Alexander Litvinenko, the spy, got polonipwned by "Mother Russia."

by Sirar December 1, 2006

Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016

plondexlecates

To reduce dramatically at rapidly occuring intervals.

"Bounce not only is like tickling the monster with a feather, but it quickly plondexlecates your sharpness."

by Ebolamonkey3000 May 3, 2010

Plongus

Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.

The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.

by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021