Perching

1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.

2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.

"Thank God it's Friday. I've been perching at my desk all afternoon waiting for 4 o'clock."

by Pirate Fish June 4, 2009

perch

to have one's asshole fall out. usually said in Wisconsin. people usually perch in extreme weather conditions, like the humble winter.

I partied so hard, I perched!

by analpounder037 December 4, 2014

perched

When fucking a woman against the wall, one removes ones hand and the woman perches on the dick.

She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!

You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.

I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.

by Sam Kaci December 2, 2007

Perched

When a gay man catfishes another gay man

Scott was perched by a guy named Brad

by AlterJoker November 14, 2017

perchu

Created by three board school children in manchester who created this word to describe each other.

Used to discribe someone that has done something stupid or who is being an annoying little bugger.

someone: is your birthday really a national holiday.

Me: cause its not you little perchu i was winding you up.

by gillybean February 23, 2005

perched eagle

When you have a small dick (approximately .5-1.5 inches) that sits Perched on your balls like a majestic eagle

Holy shit Kurt nice Perched eagle

by The eagle6969 May 4, 2017

Plerchk

The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.

Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!

by Wise Man October 7, 2003