Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!
Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!
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A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends
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-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99
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Phrase Which Pushas Tell Lazy People To
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If You Need To Get Your Bness
Done You Need To Get Up And Push!
This Is a Phrase Used By Hustlas & Pushas To Define Being Active.
Phrase Which Pushas Tell Lazy People To
A Better way To Kill Laziness.
If You Need To Get Your Bness
Done You Need To Get Up And Push!
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by Stratedy December 17, 2011
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KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"
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