muffin puncher

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.

I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014

jess punch

Jess punch is the best fucking sex you will ever have, were you cum at least 7 times and that's just round 1 everyone needs to get Jess punch'ed!

"dude I just got Jess punch'ed on the weekend! IT WAS INSANE

by TheMotherFuckingTruth January 23, 2015

Tongue punch my fart box

To insert ur tongue into anus hole

I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box

by Bongwayoflife January 19, 2018

Trump Punch

When you see someone who needs you help but instead of helping them you punch them in the dick, sexually assault them and then steal their wallet.

Donald trump is about to Trump Punch America.

by Life_indk November 20, 2016

belly punching

An act of punching a female stomach. It's also well known as a fetish, a branch of ryona.

I love belly punching. I wanna punch that girl in the stomach so bad, it makes be jizz so hard.

by Shawn123321123 November 11, 2013

Punchin' Cones

An Australian term for smoking a bowl from a bong or pipe.

<Friend> G'Day mate. What did you get up to last night then, you blighter?
<Deegs> Fuckin' like stayed at home n shit ay lad. Was punchin' cones with my mum n shit bro. Mad cones n shit.

<Friend> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fucken Ay

by Sloppdogg October 12, 2009

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016