pun off

The act of out punning someone.

Karen and I had a pun off in which she failed miserable.

A colleague fell ill with a peeing issue and I told her urine trouble thus winning the pun off.

pun off by TheGentlemen June 10, 2014

Pun N' Cum 

When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..

Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..

Pun N' Cum by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016

Pun-ishment

Noun.
When somebody makes a mistake and must atone for said mistake by enduring an onslaught of puns.

John broke his toe, and wasn't impressed when we told him that we toe-tally supported him. That was just the beginning of his pun-ishment

Pun-ishment by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021

pun tang 

PUN TANG (the correct way to spell it) ** pooty-pussy. Pop tha twAt!

pun tang by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Pun Intended 

Used when someone wants to make a pun more clear.

If nobody drowns at the lake, everything will go along swimmingly. Pun intended.

Pun Intended by Willoe July 3, 2011

pun hell 

Where you get sent when you make a very bad pun. The pun could be "bad" because its just so good and causes laughter, or its "bad" because its just so lame. The worse the pun, the lower the level.

It is contested whether Pun Hell has 7 or 9 levels.

You would get sent to pun hell for making the following puns:

"The colt couldn't speak because he was a little hoarse."

Holding an ice cube up to your necklace and saying "the ice around my neck.."

Making a joke about DoughBoy increasing his "dotage."
(extra points if you get that one)

pun hell by Tedi September 22, 2005

pun guns 

when you make a really great pun and you celebrate by shooting both hands like "guns" (shooting noises are required)

Credit due to my dear friend E.I.M (you know who you are beech)

Guy#1: Hey, why did the teacher confiscate the rubber band gun during algebra class?

Guy #2: I dunno...why?

Guy #1: Because it was a weapon of "math disruption" *pun guns*

pun guns by cromizzle92 October 4, 2013