Anton's Ping-Pong

A ping-pong game in which each player is drafted a random toy to strategically place wherever they wish on their opponent's side of the table in hopes of hitting the toy with the ping-pong ball during the game, thus making it virtually impossible for their opponent to return your hit. When the game comes down to Sucker's Serve another toy, preferably Joker Van, is tossed or wheeled across the table at the time of the serve by Anton himself in hopes of ruining the serve.

Nick: You wanna play ping-pong?

Mike: Not really.

Nick: How about Anton's Ping-Pong?

Mike: Fine, but I hope I am drafted Barbie since she is a large target due to her long hair.

by gpc March 11, 2008

popty ping

a microwave owen. Word invented in Wales for simplicity.

The popty ping has popped the popcorn.

by Jaran May 6, 2008

ping pong show

A show traditionally found in Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia, where scantily clad girls shoot out various objects from their vaginas, including fruit, goldfish, and ping pong balls.

I was in Bangkok for work and came across a ping pong show where Yum-Yum ejected a goldfish from her pussy into a fishbowl.

by pongs October 11, 2010

Popty Ping

A welsh word for Microwave, but its possibly the best welsh word ever.

Person 1: Hey lets make some popcorn!

Person 2:Yeah! But how?

Person 1: In the Popty Ping of course! Popty Ping for the win!

Person 2: That rhymes!

Person 1: Fuck you.

by wt95 November 3, 2009

ping pong tiddly

A very refined, expensive or high alcohol content beverage.

'He ordered the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub'

by allkindsofsickaye February 23, 2009

Ping Job

A ping job is the act hitting someone in the back of the neck when something stupid is said or done.

A father is teaching his son how to drive when the son suddenly makes a wrong turn. The father hits the son in the back of the neck also known as a ping job.

by phantom2k October 6, 2008

Ping Pong Wizard

Noun. A douchbag who is a good ping pong player and is not limited to: wearing a robe/cape/cloak, screaming profusely after winning a point, throwing his paddle/"wand", and repeating in the most incredibly piss off voice. PING PONG WIZARD.

The ping pong wizard is a chump.

by NO MATCH September 15, 2010