mushroom pudding

Psychedelic dessert that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who have had enough of cheap booze will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

Also referred to as: cubensis custard

Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: what the fuck is mushroom pudding?

by The Barnacel September 25, 2020

electro pudding

Pudding hyper charged with electronic isotopes. When eaten the body will slowy decompose. It's like instant leprosy.

That man just had some electro pudding. He is dead now.

by BulletBrad117 April 27, 2015

Pudding Knees

When you give a girl an orgasm and she gets up, for example: to get a glass of water and she is wobbly at the knees.

John railed his girlfriend so hard and her orgasm was so great, that when she got up to clean herself off she walked with pudding knees.

by tymer88 April 26, 2011

butch pudding

The period clumps consumed by a partner during cunnilingus. Usually consumed by a butch lesbian.

I love to eat Cheyenna's butch pudding. It's my favorite time of the month.

by Sallytwist October 31, 2015

puddle pirate

A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.

Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Pudding boy

A boy, or ugly girl, who's personality is marginally worse than their looks.

Cunt #1: I love her. She's perfect for me.
Other bloke : She's an absolute pudding boy you fucking cabbage.
Cunt #1: sorry ard
A passing stranger: you got the time please mate?
Cunt #1: time for you to fuck off pal.

by MenuMenuMenu September 23, 2016

Rochester Rain Puddle

Drinking so much that you pass out in bed with another person and you urinate in the bed, getting the other person all wet. Claimed by Rochester, NY as I have witnessed this on numerous occasions. Also, due to the fact that Rochester gets alot of rain and we need a slogan like Cleveland Steamer!

Becky: "I went over his house to have sex, he was drinking, we fell asleep in his bed, and I woke up the next morning in a Rochester Rain Puddle."
Jordan: "That is gross, what did you do??"
Becky: "I left a Puddle of my own, took a quick shower, noticed a kidump in his toilet, and left for good."

by JacknRochNY October 9, 2007