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proximity incest

The act of partaking in sexual interludes with someone while in the same room as a family member. Typically said family member is unaware of what is taking place, and is often asleep. However, it should be noted that if said family member becomes privy to what is taking place, and they do not leave the room, it just becomes real incest.

It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.

Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.
Charlie totally boffed his cousin's friend Liana on the floor of his cousin's bedroom while staying at his aunt and uncle's house for Easter... he totally committed proximity incest.
by Lance Williams April 28, 2008
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Proximity Alert

When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.

Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"
by Vikyliz January 2, 2012
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french provisional

Usually a misspelling of the words 'French Provincial', could also refer to a line of cardboard temporary furniture in the French Provincial style.
"I won't be living here long, so I'll just furnish the place with some french provisional furniture."
by Creepy Craig April 7, 2008
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Proximity advantage

The advantage one has in being nearby.
Jane was the girlfriend of both Sam and Mark at different times. In both relationships she ended it. In Jane's eyes, the two are in equal standing. Now that Jane's newest relationship has broken up, she wants to reconnect with one of her two former exes. Mark lives two counties away while Sam lives in the same apartment complex as Jane. Jane restarts relationship with Sam because Sam has the proximity advantage.

Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.
by FullDevolution January 13, 2014
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provivion

1. An adjective used to describe an ugly ass person.
Yo, Jermey is such a provivion .

I know he's so fucking ugly.
by HEY HEY HEY BLURRED LINES June 16, 2016
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providing the brown

The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.
Partner 1: “Do you like to receive anal sex?”
Partner 2: “Yeah, I love providing the brown.”
by JFDI March 4, 2016
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providing the pink

A person who receives vaginal sex, either penetrative or oral, is providing the pink.
Friend 1: “Did you have sex last night?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I was providing the pink.”
by JFDI March 4, 2016
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