The Prophet Yahweh

Mentioned in the book entitled, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' as the first man to live on earth. The author, The Prophet Naziyr, writes that "The Prophet Yahweh" lived twice on earth already (1st appearance: Genesis 2:4-7 & Sura 2:30-33; 2nd appearance:Deuteronomy 18:18-19 & Isaiah 53:10), but known to us as Jesus Christ, son of Mary.

"The Prophet Yahweh" is God in the flesh.

The first man on earth was "The Prophet Yahweh."

by The Covenant Messenger September 15, 2021

Prophets of Rage

The second coming of Rage Against The Machine

Person: Have you heard about Prophets of Rage?
Me: Yes they are amazing

by GGWPizza May 14, 2018

Lost Prophets

Decent Nu Metal band.

For Nu Metal.

by larstait October 25, 2003

mud prophet

Moses, the man who recieved the Ten Commandments back in Biblical Times. So called because once he learned he was supposed to deliver the Israelites from Egypt, he took it upon himself to ritually coat his lower arms and lower legs with a mixture of soil and water by making bricks with the slaves. If I was Moses and I got the chance to squish mud between my toes without anyone getting on my case I'd actually be happy. I wouldn't be happy if my friend got killed by the master butcher, though.

Prince Moses the mud prophet will deliver the Israelites from Egypt after crashing the waves of the Red Sea over Pharaoh's Chariots.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

Paedo-Prophet

A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.

"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019

prophet of doom

the one friend you have who can always be counted upon to apply some 'stink' to a situation, "rain on your parade" or otherwise foretell what is going to go wrong! -i.e.: a 'bummer', mr./ms. NEGATIVITY!!

john is the prophet of doom, he was constantly worried about the police during the 'rave-up'!

during the "drug deal", ace impulsively served as the prophet of doom!

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! said the sign of the 'born-again' ex king 'coholer (drunk) -yeah! hes' the prophet of doom!

by michael foolsley February 8, 2012

Prophet Muhammad

The best creation on Earth. The absolute epitome of what all people should strive to be.

Ahmed: F*ck!
Shu'aib: Brother do not swear, our Prophet Muhammad sallalahu alayhi wasalam did not like obscenity.
Ahmed:Astaghfirullah, may Allah subhana wata'ala forgive me.

by kwkassassin7 July 2, 2023