Definition 1: Something or someone that at first, shows great promise and then turns out to be total shit.
Definition 2: Once a great Metal band from Nashville but hasn't really been shit since the second singer left. Main reason the band hasn't gone anywhere? The guitar player thinks he is gods gift to music. He is full of himself and holds the members to high standards that he himself is not subject to. They used to be a really good metal band. But they keep chasing the latest fads and have not maintained any kind of consistency with their sound or lineup since the first singer left. Such a shame and waste of many opportunities.
Definition 2: Once a great Metal band from Nashville but hasn't really been shit since the second singer left. Main reason the band hasn't gone anywhere? The guitar player thinks he is gods gift to music. He is full of himself and holds the members to high standards that he himself is not subject to. They used to be a really good metal band. But they keep chasing the latest fads and have not maintained any kind of consistency with their sound or lineup since the first singer left. Such a shame and waste of many opportunities.
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People who determined if a woman was going to have a baby in 14th century by studying her... uh... urine.
by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018
Get the Piss Prophet mug.Mentioned in the book entitled, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' as the first man to live on earth. The author, The Prophet Naziyr, writes that "The Prophet Yahweh" lived twice on earth already (1st appearance: Genesis 2:4-7 & Sura 2:30-33; 2nd appearance:Deuteronomy 18:18-19 & Isaiah 53:10), but known to us as Jesus Christ, son of Mary.
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Get the The Prophet Yahweh mug.In the book of Genesis 2:4-7 the Israelites God "Yahweh" or "YHWH" put his spirit in man; becoming a living soul. This first human was called "Adam" which means to make. According to the Holy Quran, this Adam was the first prophet of God (Deuteronomy 18:18-19). His name is "Prophet Yahweh" as mentioned in "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor."
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Get the The Prophet Yahweh mug.Moses, the man who recieved the Ten Commandments back in Biblical Times. So called because once he learned he was supposed to deliver the Israelites from Egypt, he took it upon himself to ritually coat his lower arms and lower legs with a mixture of soil and water by making bricks with the slaves. If I was Moses and I got the chance to squish mud between my toes without anyone getting on my case I'd actually be happy. I wouldn't be happy if my friend got killed by the master butcher, though.
Prince Moses the mud prophet will deliver the Israelites from Egypt after crashing the waves of the Red Sea over Pharaoh's Chariots.
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Get the mud prophet mug.A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.
"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa
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