A jpeg picture of a happy black man in a shirt and tie, jumped to from the porn you were looking at, when your boss enters the cubicle.
I was looking at some cool fakes of Megan Fox, but had to switch tabs to promotion negro, when my VP came over to see what I was working on.
by aaron28 January 4, 2012
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The false argument that you will automatically become attractive if you buy a certain product.
Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.
Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.
"They say that if you wash with that shampoo, mobs of women will riot in the street attempting to tear off your clothes. "
"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."
"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."
by alt-ID October 8, 2013
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2) Someone who shits their pants often.
2) Someone who shits their pants often.
From what im reading he is king in the area at shitting his pants and booking shows; other local promotars wish they do 10% of the shifting themselves that he does.
by angrymofo1 November 17, 2016
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Get the promois mug.To take a selfie in the act of performing a good deed or while doing something "cool" and subsequently texting or posting said picture to social media so as to show what an extraordinary person you are
Girl 1: Rachel is so successful - it's pretty awesome to see all the cool things she's doing to give back to her community
Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion
Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion
by BoilerKE22 December 23, 2014
Get the selfie-promotion mug.Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD
Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
by Feralart October 31, 2018
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