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Projectile flatus

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.
by Al Berich January 21, 2019
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Manchester Projects

One of the most feared and worst neighborhoods in the Burque, and all the 505.

Unless you know someone living there you should not wander in.
Oye, where is that pachanga at..?

In the Manchester Projects, vamos.

Chale. I can't I have kids.
by Larry_Legend May 12, 2011
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southend projects

The hardest,bloodiest part of Southend, the hardest hood in Southeast Littlerock,Arkansas.. If your thinking about going ,dont.
Guy1:Aye, let's go to Southend projects bruh.
Guy2:Hell nah they catching nothing but body's out there, count me out!
by 10kkiddtharealist January 28, 2017
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austral projection

The ability to close one's eyes and feel as if as surrounded by wallabies, kangaroos, and koalas despite actual, physical reality.
A business exchange student in Alabama, Liam was able to occasionally escape the unmitigated political horrors he found himself exposed to by using the austral projection techniques he learned as a teenager from watching Fiona Goddard DVDs.
by BamaBound December 8, 2017
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Projectile Whore

Someone whose Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 playstyle reflects a reliance on long distance attacks - usually involving some projectile such as a dagger.
Yo, stop using Unibeam, you projectile whore!
by ZaffBrach March 6, 2011
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Desperate Projectile

Any Random, hard, throw able object(s) found around you thrown at someone in desperation.

Like staplers from your desk while your boss is lecturing you about your TPS reports, or your shoe thrown at George Bush for some (Iraqi) reason or another.

Usually these aren't planned to be thrown but used to quickly satisfy the urge to hit someone that is extensively pissing you off.
The Iraqi finally had it with the President of the US, he DESPERATELY looked around for a PROJECTILE;
(hence Desperate Projectile)
removed his shoe and lobbed it at him. The Iraqi not being satisfied with his first throw took off his other shoe and attempted to hit George Bush Again.
by hellomynameisdylan December 20, 2008
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Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
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