progressive party

A party where a group of people have to drink all the alcohol in a particular location before moving to another location to drink all the alcohol there. Most people end up puking or asleep, but the few who make it to the final destination get treated like gods.

Guy 1: Did you hear John passed out at the progressive party last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man! Did you hear Jenny made it to the end. What a woman.

by Swimmette August 2, 2009

Progressive Conservative

N. An oxymoron. A political party in Canada. Created in the 1830s, formed the first government of Canada under the name Liberal Conservatives (another oxymoron), changed their name to Conservatives and then merged with the Progressive Party to become the Progressive Conservatives. After the Mulrooney government they became very unpopular.

Joe Clark is a progressive Conservative.

by bill June 24, 2003

progressive rock

Complicated Early-70s extension to Classic Rock.

Girls don't like it! Because:
1) They can't shake their booty to the 7/4 or 5/8 time signatures
2) They can't imagine listening to any Improvisations on Brahms by a long haired ugly hippie in the 70s
3) Why do we want girls to like it. Prog is for solitary listening

Girl: What do you listen to, gangsta rap? Hip hop?
Boy: Na, I like old music
Girl: Ohh... Like Nirvana?
Boy: No, progressive rock. I don't think you'd understand

by Trey24 July 20, 2006

Progressive Beyonder

Less formally called "Hyper-Progressive". Someone who takes is further left sociologically than a progressive. Common beyond progressive beliefs is that all white people are inherently racist, that you can't be racist against white people, that all men are misogynistic, that what is normally considered cultural appreciation is cultural appropriation, and that all men should be killed or have their rights taken away. Some progressive beyonders will use a reverse KKK pyramid with darker skin tones on top and lighter skin tones on the bottom. A lot of social justice warriors tend to be beyond progressive. Progressive beyonders will often try so hard to be progressive that they end up being regressive. This happens most commonly by perpetuating stereotypes or gender roles/norms or attacking people of the group they claim to be protecting due to the person not agreeing with them.

Those people on Twitter are not progressives. They are progressive beyonders.

by Shugunou November 30, 2022

progressive metal

Metal music for people have a taste

Tool are "the" progressive metal band

by El_Hef October 25, 2003

Progressive Ghost

A more respectful way of phasing a friend with benefits out when a full on Ghosting seems too harsh

I am going to have to phase him out but it'll have to be a progressive ghost.

by Lmc86 December 30, 2018

Progressive Loaner

A person who seems to be the majority of the time by themselves. In actuality spends alot time with many different people. has many different creative skills and attributes.

Person A: Hey Tom, you know Jeff?
Person B: Yeah, hes by himself alot at school, why?
Person A: Hes a fucking kick ass DJ, and has made some pretty sick songs. I saw him downtown when his girlfriend came to visit from florida.
Person B: Wow! I never knew he was into that. You never know what progressive loaners are up to, until you really meet them.

by SmPtE March 26, 2010