Progastination

Hesitance in buying gas

When I saw the price of fuel, I had acute progastination

by Fireball_J May 4, 2022

procrastinator

A synonym for the entirety of humanity, or someone who does everything to avoid anything.

Guy1: Why you oughta be so much of a procrastinator, huh?
Guy2: Well aren't we all?
Guy1: ...
Guy2: ...
Guy1: Woah... that's deep
.......
Mom: *yells from upstares* did you remember to throw away the trash billy?

by "Tech" Zachary January 28, 2023

Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.

That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.

by R.Ost June 19, 2023

profrastinator

some one that is a professional procrastinator

When it comes to delaying tasks until the eleventh hour, nobody excels quite like Jimmy. He's a true expert and profrastinator,the top of his field at putting things off."

by Punkrockcliche July 20, 2023

Procrastinator

Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.

And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.

It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark

yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.

by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024

multi-protaskinator

A person who not only has ADHD but is also a procrastinator causing them to start multiple tasks but putting them all off till the last possible moment to complete.

Dennis is such a multi-protaskinator. He starts 5 things at one time and put's everything off till the last minute to complete.

by Smithfucius May 16, 2016

Unfocused Procrastinator

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.

Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:

by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024