Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"
Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"
"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"
"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
by fraj23 March 3, 2012

Tanner procrastibated In the parking lot
by Notme47 March 29, 2022

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 12, 2013

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.
by Abubaca August 16, 2024

'What are you doing right now?'
'I'm procrastibating.'
'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'
'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'
'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'
'I'm procrastibating.'
'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'
'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'
'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'
by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017
