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Procrastibation

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.
Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
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Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...
I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!
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Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
I'm not late, I procrastibate
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Procrastibated

Tanner procrastibated In the parking lot
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Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 12, 2013
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Procrastibate

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.
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Procrastibation

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.
'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'
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