She was dry-humping me so much I filled the hot tub with premen.
Pulling out isn't an effective form of contraception, because you can be screwed over by the premen.
Pulling out isn't an effective form of contraception, because you can be screwed over by the premen.
by DTPS February 10, 2010
Get the Premen mug.A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.
Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.
Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.
Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018
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to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....
by paranoya ding ding man January 21, 2009
Get the drop some presents down the chimney mug.The person, at any gathering where wrapped gifts are exchanged, who vehemently insists on dictating the presentation and opening protocol of the gifts for all participants.
Don't invite her to the office gift swap, she's a Present Nazi, she'll nsist that we all open our gifts one at a time so everyone can see what everyone else got and from who. We'll be there for hours.......
by Moustache U Aquestion November 30, 2016
Get the Present Nazi mug.Scandinavian name for a boy constantly following his dreams no matter the cost, he might even screw over his friends, family or lover on the way in order to achieve his goals. A Preben is willing to spend a long time tricking and playing mind games with people close to him in order to success, or simply just for fun.
He actually got the job? Wow, he was a Preben all along.
Ugh! I wish i had the will of a Preben sometimes.
Ugh! I wish i had the will of a Preben sometimes.
by TheDoctorOfFaith January 17, 2017
Get the Preben mug."Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"
by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021
Get the Perpendicular Shagging mug.Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.
by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010
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