Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

text predicting

The act of conducting a text conversation near a speaker in order to get the false feeing of having a lame super power/ability of predicting an incoming text before actually receiving it. The text can be predicted by a rhythmic patter produced by the speakers.

I like siting by my computer speakers and text predicting. It makes me feel like I have a lame super power.

by Lee Mealone March 4, 2011

You're Either the Predator or the Predatee

You're either the hunter or the hunted. Don't be the hunted.

"You're either the Predator or the Predatee, Sharon. Choose one. "

by derthhoyoung December 28, 2018

predict

A woman who has not had sex yet .. i.e. A virgin

That nun is predict

by Chief80 December 3, 2007

PREDICT

THE ACT OF FOREPLAY BEFORE ACTUAL PENETRATION.

I PREDICT HER FOR AWHILE BEFORE WE HAD SEX.

by DENTGOD35 October 21, 2010

Predictakillability

The act of killing the crap out of the enemy faction in the World of Warcraft Battlegrounds, while being utterly predictable about it.

Listening to the Superman theme every time you play battlegrounds.

Constantly using Frostshock as s finishing move

Doing a /dance on your enemy's un-resurected corpse every time you kill them

"You just did that with total predictakillability! Get some new moves already!"

by IrishMagic, 60 Warlock August 8, 2006

Predict

Not a virgin.

On his wedding night, Harry discovered much to his chagrin that his new bride had been predict.

by GrimmTidings December 18, 2016