Preacher's Daughter Syndrome

An affliction (usually affecting young females, though some US politicians have confirmed cases) that is the result of overprotective, usually Christian upbringing. Due to being taught that everything is sinful, upon reaching the age of puberty and learning of unwholesome activities for the first time, sufferers have no common sense on the issue. This results in sexual promiscuity, drug dependence, shallow personality, and other personality defects.

See also Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome.

"Sure, see graduated with honors, but she is afflicted by Preacher's Daughter Syndrome,"

Jessica Lovejoy - "Bart's Girlfriend", Season 6 of The Simpsons

by Crash2108 October 7, 2009

Premarital eye contact

A sin worse than the holocaust
I rather die than have premarital eye contact
If you ain’t been married, you shouldn’t be able to look at each other

When she wanna do some premarital eye contact

H A R L O T

by ScottPilgrim.06 March 11, 2020

premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

by Urban Dictionary December 2, 2004

preachology

preachology (noun) : the science of preaching : the process of scriptural interpretation, textual application, sermon composition and delivery : the art of preaching :

He is dull and monotone in his preachology.

by Mike Elder March 22, 2008

premature enteration

hitting send or the enter button too early resulting in broken phrases or words.

i was texting vince today, and hit send too early. instead of lol he got lo....i suffer from premature enteration

by Pagankelly November 7, 2009

preach

"Preach" has no single meaning, but is used to convey a casual sense of affirmation, acknowledgement, Said in agreement, something that is real, absolute, well said, a person dropping mad knowledge,

Or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably.

Its usage among young blacks has been parodied ad nauseam among clueless suburban whites.

Seamore .... speak..... preach…….

Man I just started a new fur line.... Preach

by Mz Nikki August 15, 2006

Premature Equackulation

The phrase refers to the tendency of the 2010 Oregon Duck football team to frequently score quickly without any regard to the feelings of its opponent. Football being a zero-sum game, the Ducks understand that it is important to get theirs early and often. Opponents are left unsatisfied and usually perplexed as the Ducks pretend like nothing is out of the ordinary and seem ready to score again in an alarmingly short amount of time. The largest proponents of this offense are alumni of the University of Oregon, Phil Knight and young men venturing into the world of mature women for the first time.

The USC Trojans were surprised at the severity of the Duck's case of premature equackulation.

by Sturdy Bird November 16, 2010