Porcelain Steak

The poop that is left in a porcelain toilet as a result of NOT flushing.

Really now Wally?? Did you have to leave that porcelain steak in my toilet? Couldn't you have just flushed it?

by Billy King Ohio June 30, 2011

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

underwater porcelain technician

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)

JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.

by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008

Pouncer app

A mythical app for phone that locates gay men in area. From movie hit & Run. If you have it activated, it sends out pings to other nearby gay people, who display as little targets on a map. In Minneapolis the pouncer app lights up like a Christmas tree.

In Minneapolis that pouncer app lights up like a Christmas tree. Grindr tom arnold

by Noreaster June 8, 2013

Pissing like you hate porcelain

The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.

I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."

by THVVW October 6, 2011

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

by P Lopez May 30, 2006

Porcelain And The Tramps

A band of the Industrial genre. Members include Porcelain(vocals) Snake(guitar) Rocko(bass) and Whitey(drums). They site Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, A Perfect Circle, Tori Amos, Pantera, Jeff Beaton, Led Zeppelin, Guns n Roses, Motley Crew, Nirvana, and Hole among their influences. They are originally from Detroit.They have yet to put out a CD, but many fans are anxiously awaiting its arrival.

I beleieve Porcelain And The Tramps has quite the cult following of their own.

by excessive_makeup March 24, 2007