A myspace-goer who posts many pointless bullitons in order to get attention. Many times they are requesting picture comments.
by Kiku December 15, 2008

by x1xKissMyEyesx4x December 14, 2007

When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.
When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.
by Youthful Wisdom February 14, 2006

example in a conversation:
Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"
Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"
Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"
Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"
by cc March 21, 2005

When you write something important down on a Post It Note so you won't forget it, and immediately misplace it.
You: "Hey, do you have the contact info for that big account we're working on?"
Co-worker: "I wrote it on a Post It Note, but I can't find it! Have you seen it? Help me!"
You: "Post It Not, loser!"
Co-worker: "I wrote it on a Post It Note, but I can't find it! Have you seen it? Help me!"
You: "Post It Not, loser!"
by snailkite January 6, 2012


by jelloshots-r-us December 24, 2007
