Posobiec

A cheap, buy it by the gallon lubricant, preferred by folk to grease up couch cushions before violating the sanctity of said cushions. Made in russia…

Dude, this one time at band camp, I f’d a sofa! Whoa, did you raw dog it with Posobiec or use a latex glove?

by StevenTNAFO August 11, 2024

psoriasis fries

Them bomb crispy ass fries with the fucked up skin

These psoriasis fries hittin

by anonymous May 29, 2024

POSOTIATION

THE ACT OF NEGOTIATING FROM THE STANDPOINT OF LESS NEGATIVITY; POSOTIATION CAN MEAN THE OPPOSITE OF ANY NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS IN ENTERING INTO ANY DECISION OR AGREEMENT OR SITUATION.

THE POSOTIATION WE FOUND OURSELVES IN WAS SO NEW, THAT WE FINALLY REALIZED LATER ON WE HAD PRE-ARRANGED THE DRAMA, AND TOTALLY ENJOYED ALL OF IT.

by 'HERMIONE'S INFINITAIRE' March 24, 2026

plaque psoriasis

that one ad you keep getting on urban dictionary for some reason

person 1: why do i keep getting ads for "plaque psoriasis"??
person 2: what the hell is "plaque psoriasis"
person 1: good point

by cantheyes March 4, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates

“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”

by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024

Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.

Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.

by EdelweissPirat August 10, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024