The position when a girl is bent over so you can see her butt and her pussy, therefore called the B and P position. Aka the best position to observe a woman in the world.
by jon62551 September 29, 2009
Get the B and P position mug.Used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. Therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. Useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. Used by Jack Bauer in the TV show 24.
(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.
Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.
Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
by CDeck January 22, 2006
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To optimize in the extreme, particularly as in computer programming.
The transposition of characters refers to the common experience of dramatic optimization breaking functionality or correctness.
The transposition of characters refers to the common experience of dramatic optimization breaking functionality or correctness.
I totally potimized the hell out of that function. Sure, the results were different, but it was 57x faster!!1!one
by _jrk_ March 18, 2009
Get the potimize mug.Despite his status, Bill is positively frisky! He carries condoms in his wallet, car, and back pack.
by lyon in the sun July 7, 2010
Get the Positively Frisky mug.posivibes is short for positive vibes. it's a high frequency state of being. when you have posivibes, you bring positive energy to those you interact with. posivibes is one of the best feelings to give and receive
Juan: "Gustin is always full of posivibes, i love that."
Amandimal: "Yeah, Gustin is a high frequency being, so posivibes come natural for him."
Amandimal: "Yeah, Gustin is a high frequency being, so posivibes come natural for him."
by roscoes_chicken_n_waffles January 23, 2014
Get the posivibes mug.The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),
and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably
a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first
one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.
This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)
Exceptions:
Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the
more extreme.
No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)
and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably
a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first
one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.
This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)
Exceptions:
Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the
more extreme.
No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)
Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?
Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.
Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?
Friend 3: Fuck no.
Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.
Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?
Friend 3: Fuck no.
by Nickef October 16, 2010
Get the Lane Position mug.Person 1: "My house is soooo messy"
Person 2: "You should ask Kaja to move in with you, she will have the house looking great in no time - she is clean positive"
Person 1: "Bring it!"
Person 2: "You should ask Kaja to move in with you, she will have the house looking great in no time - she is clean positive"
Person 1: "Bring it!"
by Santa's girl March 13, 2011
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