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Poseidon’s Wrath

When you have an explosive shit and water splashes all over your bathroom.
Yesterday I had poseidon’s wrath, that shit hurt, nigga.”
by 09aidan09 September 15, 2018
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Poseidon’s Kiss

A Splatoon term for when your tentacle gently grazes the water but you live.
I thought I fell into the soup, but I just did Poseidon’s kiss instead!
by Holyheckinmoo April 29, 2023
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Poseidons Revenge

When someone is kneeling down giving a guy a blow job in the shower, he then proceeds to shoot his hot sticky load in both of her eyes, then he bails out, turns the cold water on, and laughs his ass off.
(Guy) Dude, I totally poseidon revenged that girl from the bar last night.

(Girl) I was so pissed when Tyler Poseidons Revenged me last night. I had so much cum in my eyes I was crawling around like a mummy because I couldn't see.
by d-blip April 7, 2008
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Poseidon Adventure

"I'm gonna take a shower."
"Poseidon Adventure?"
"Poseidon Adventure."
by Little Drummer Ian August 29, 2006
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Poseidon

Poseidon, he's a strong man that will help anyone he loves to swim he's has good looks and everyone loves his eyes every girl would want him this name isn't the name you'll hear Poseidon is also a god of the sea he's a Greek god which makes him more better he has a good personality
Everyone loves Poseidon with his strong skills.
by Ttcollins May 10, 2018
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Poseidon's Fury

The sexual act in which four women take part in on one mans body. Involving one riding the face, one on the crotch and two on each fist. The vigorous motion of thrusting on each female may look similar to that of a rain dance. Thus the water bringing in the god of water and earth shaking, Poseidon.
" Aaaah man i couldnt believe it, last night when i left that party with them chicks, I pulled off poseidon's fury bro"
by HYBRID7777 March 16, 2009
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poseidons stab

When you are pooping and all the water hits your rump.
When joey's poop hit the water he got a poseidons stab
by Anonymous..........312 November 25, 2017
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