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portal

Simply just a hole from one point to the next, or one of the best games ever
Exampel one
Dude one, GET TO THE PORTAL
Exampel two, Kid- want portal for me berthday
by galdar November 16, 2014
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Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.
I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.
by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011
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Transfer Portal

College football's form of free agency where overhyped players can transfer to schools nobody cares about, i.e., WVU.
That 4-Star reject from Ohio State entered the transfer portal.
by drakesfavoriteteam January 15, 2019
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portable ego

One of your friends that you keep around to make yourself look and feel better. The person is typically less attractive, funny, and intelligent than you are. They are always available to hang out and will go anywhere with you, hence portable. A mobile ego boost.
On bad hair days, I make sure to go out with my portable ego.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.
by evyg May 27, 2009
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Time Portal

The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.
I time portaled that bitch first try.

That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.
by 302 for shiznit April 23, 2009
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Portal of Evil

n.

Often abbreviated as PoE or POE.

A website begun in 1999 to catalogue and discuss other bizarre, odd and, yes, evil websites. Its directory is an obvious parody of those found atYahoo! and Google, with categories such as People:Insane and Artists:Filk. The Portal's forums are extremely active and only lightly moderated. Flames and hyperbole are extremely common, but more intelligent discussion of featured sites and site owners can also be found without much effort. While there is a strongly worded Look And Don't Touch policy regarding featured sites and site owners (unless they choose to visit the forums), it is often broken as the only punishment is an IP banning of the offender from the forums. Websites with similar purposes are crank.net and LJDrama.org.
How'd that get on the Portal of Evil, it's just a badly translated Swedish bondage site?
by Swimming Rama January 30, 2004
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portillo

pore-tee-yo

meaning cute; handsome
Aww. Baby you look so portillo.
by LissyBitch November 11, 2006
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