Porkie pie

Porkie pie
a word for Stan being sexy as hell used be dace and yach they all wanna go boogie woogy with lil ol' stanny

stan is a Porkie pie

by yomoa June 30, 2010

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

Porky Piggin' It

When you masturbate in front of your computer with your shirt pulled up over your pudgy belly.

I hope my webcam was covered, or my assigned NSA agent is going to catch me porky piggin' it to the hentai again.

by big_bobby_b April 16, 2021

porky bread flaps

The female genetalia, with a noticably HUGE labia

"Her porky bread flaps swallowed my whole arm let alone my fucking fist!"

by Phallax February 27, 2005

porky pig styles

A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.

Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what?

Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom)

Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.

by FuriousB June 22, 2010

Porky Bum Wank

To masturbate while rapidly fingering your ass hole

Ahh had a nice porky bum wank yesterday

by Hippo boy 24 August 25, 2017

Pork Pies (also porkies)

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)

The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

by Bill Cranny December 17, 2003